TELEGRAM #1> A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her> clearing B.Ed exams,> which the father receives as:> "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
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TELEGRAM #2> A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill> station sends a> telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."> The message received by wife:> "I wish you were her." *********************************************************************
TELEGRAM #3> A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway> station to return> to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her> turn came, it was> the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next> to her in the> queue,she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a> telegram to her> husband which reached as:> "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train,> gave birth to an> old lady." ********************************************************************
TELEGRAM #4> A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by> throwing a party.> So he goes to order a birthday cake.> The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on> the cake.> Well he thinks for a while and says:> Let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting> better".> The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?"> The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at> the top and> "You are getting better" at the bottom.> The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened> the entire party> watched the message decorated on the cake:> "You are not getting older at the top, you are getting> better at the> bottom". *********************************************************************
TELEGRAM #5> A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her> parent's house in> Delhi.> > When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to> send a telegram to> his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.> He sent a telegram. When the wife received the> telegram, she fainted.> It was written: 'Sethji aaj mar gaye! (Sethji Ajmer> gaye).
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